Merch for people who work with AI. Every product is a release note, numbered and printed in one small run. When a drop sells out it is marked deprecated and stays on this page forever. The changelog is the catalog.
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Behavior working as intended.
Approved without reading.
Acknowledged the question. Did not answer it.
Repeats the training data with feeling.
Memorized the answer. Understood nothing.
Retained for liability purposes.
Made it up. Trained on it anyway.
Performance unchanged. Spend increased.
Removed all remaining evidence.
Usage limits now apply outside the application.
Rolled back to a previous version.
Addresses a regression in the relationship layer.
Introduced in error. Shipping anyway.
Known issue. Will not fix.
Corrected an issue where the user was wrong.
unreleased
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hotfix is a merch brand for people who work with AI. Every product is a patch note, numbered and printed in one small run. When a run sells out it is marked deprecated and stays on this page forever. The changelog is the catalog. There is no roadmap, only a backlog of jokes and a printer in Toronto.
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